Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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