how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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