Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
No more Irish car bombs ever.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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