My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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