u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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