porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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