So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Randomize
