The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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