absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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