Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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