I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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