I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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