Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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