Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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