Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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