Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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