yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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