you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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