Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
honey bunches of taint.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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