Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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