Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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