The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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