Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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