they need to just BURY HIM!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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