she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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