turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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