so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Barsexuality is the new black.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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