32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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