Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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