is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I am available for nakedness
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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