i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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