if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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