Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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