What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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