I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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