I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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