i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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