How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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