i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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