It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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