I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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