The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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