i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
im on a boat
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