Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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