I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I need moral support for this bender
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
