So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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