When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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