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I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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