ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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