White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I pour the whiskey from now on
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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